Wed 9 May 2007

Mystic Mart predicts...

With Capricorn rising, and the Moon entering Uranus, I foresee a strange sequence of events this Sunday May 13th...

News that Manchester United have taken a 3-1 lead over West Ham reaches Bramall Lane... then with minutes left on the clock, Wigan take a one goal lead over Sheffield United... scorelines which save both Wigan and Sheffield United... and relegates West Ham instead.

[Disclaimer : Not that such an arrangement was agreed by the two clubs beforehand, of course]

Watch out for more More 'Mystic Mart' in the near future - and yes, I really do have crystal balls.

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