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Fri 27 January 2012

Friday List of Little or No Consequence #225

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26 Premier League Football Players As Translated By Google's Speech Recognition Software On The Samsung Galaxy S2 Mobile Phone

1. Alex on the Colorado (Aleksandar Kolarov, Manchester City)
2. Beaumont Troy Oh Right (Armand Traoré, QPR)
3. Benny's Seafood (Danny Shittu, QPR)
4. Charles and Dog Beer (Charles N'Zogbia, Aston Villa)
5. David and Dog (David N'Gog, Bolton)
6. Emmanuel Had a Boil (Emmanuel Adebayor, Tottenham)
7. Floral Beluga (Florent Malouda, Chelsea)
8. Freda England (Breda Hangeland, Fulham)
9. Jamie Character (Jamie Carragher, Liverpool)
10. Joe Vineyard (Gervinho, Arsenal)
11. Julian Restaurant (Joleon Lescott, Manchester City)
12. Laurel Call Shelley (Laurent Koscielny, Arsenal)
13. Leak at the Mall (Lee Cattermole, Sunderland)
14. Pinnacle Bogota (Dimitar Berbatov, Manchester United)
15. Steph and Sentinel (Stéphane Sessègnon, Sunderland)
16. Steven and Zombies (Steven N'Zonzi, Blackburn)
17. The Man You Did It (Nemanja Vidić, Manchester United)
18. Sally's The Owl (Salif Diao, Stoke)
19. Silver Marlboro (Sylvain Marveaux, Newcastle United)
20. The Grand Phone Lookup (Vedran Ćorluka, Tottenham)
21. The New York Billy I Let You Know (Diniyar Bilyaletdinov, Everton)
22. Where's Fullerton? (Wes Hoolahan, Norwich)
23. Yahoo Travel (Gerhard Tremmel, Swansea)
24. Your Poster Store (Jean Beausejour, Wigan)
25. You See Your Alignment (Jussi Jääskeläinen, Bolton)
26. You Suck New London (Youssuf Mulumbu, WBA)


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